Karma:
1. (Adj.) The balance of good and evil
2. A part of a game that has a choice, one which mostly describes good and evil, that might have repercussions. Ex. Overlord 1 has evil/really evil; Alpha Protocol has choices though-out the game, not necessarily good or evil, but will have repercussions.
3. How notorious you are, like in Fallout 3.
Game Parody of the Week: Left 4 Bed: Your moms bed.

Boss Battle (Adj.)
An enemy who is tougher than other enemies, with a redundant way of killing it. Usually at the end of the game. E.X. In Bayonetta, the multiple bosses were fun, even though I had to beat it one very easy. Shut up.
Game Parody of the Week: Bonerlands: HaHaHaHaHaHa. Lets see a what Claptrap (or Craptrap) says to that. Isn’t it weird how most of my names involve the middle section on the body for some reason?

Soundtrack (N.)
The music that a game will play to enhance game play, even though no one cares. E.X. I downloaded the Heavy Rain soundtrack, but without the scenes it was just lame.
Game Parody of the Week: LittleBigP****: I think you need a permit to say stuff like that on the internet.

In-game gut scene:
(N.) A cinematic scene where the player has no control but doesn’t go to a movie scene.
Game Parody of the Week: Gay Theft Auto: Again, don’t blame me, blame the makers of the Ballad of Gay Tony. Also Grand Theft AutHO.

Scene:
(N.) A part of a game where you have no control and watch as events unfold. E.X. In God Of War 3, there was an epic scene where Kratos killed a ***(removed for spoilers). Also know as cut scene.
Game Parody Of The Week: Unfarted. I am such as genius.

Player Hater:
(Adj.) Someone who hates other players for no reason. To make themselves look cool, when in reality, they ARE NOT! Just kick em’. E.X. In Left 4 Dead( my specialty, by the way) this guy said I sucked, and I told him to look at my gamer-score for the game(which was, guess what? 1000 baby!) He left soon after and cried at his mom’s basement in the corner. Douche.
Game Parady Of The Week: Gayonetta: Don’t blame me for all the gay names, blame the people who name the games for …

Button Masher:
(Adj.) Someone who randomly presses buttons on a controller and prays something will happen. And nothing usually does. Usually someone who plays fighting games. E.X. In Bayonetta, I randomly button mashed Y and B and still got my ass kicked. So I had to beat the game on super easy mode.
(V.) The act of pressing a button repeatably. E.X. in God of War, when banging two whores, I button mashed the circle button.
Game Parody of the Week: : Call of Booty: The next playboy game. Girls in bikins fighting more girls in …

Owned: (Adj.) To get beaten so badly, it isn’t even funny. Ex. I got owned so many times in CoD, I don’t play it anymore because of all the gay fags online. Thanks.
(N.) Owner: Someone who owns a lot. Common misconception, using a noob tube doesn’t count.
Game Parody of the Week: Assinss Creed. Say it out loud if you don’t get it.

Campers:
(N). Someone who stands in a corner and waits for someone to walk by, and kills before the target can react, using walls as cover.
(Adj.) Someone I definitely want to punch in the face.
Game Parody of the Week; Army of  Two: The 40th gay. Now this list got sad.

Noob (N.):
1. Someone new to a game.
2. (Adj) Someone who sucks moral Ex. Using pain pills in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
3. Someone who uses guns that require no skill whatsoever to get kills Ex. Noob Tubes.
4. Someone else I might want to punch in the face.
Game Parody of the Week; Bioshit: Not my best one but whatever. I don’t see you making better ones.